“You can't come by here, because I'm pretending to be gay. In L.A., a straight male hairdresser is an unemployed male hairdresser.”

Royale Watkins - Telly

“The truth is I am a driver. Nothing more. This is my destiny. I will never know what it's like to be an american.”
Yvan Attal - George

“- Dennis: Seriously, you guys should move out to L.A.
- Eliot: Sure, why not? Vinny can act, Ray can paint, and I can find some other fucking job I hate.”
Kevin Bacon - Dennis
John Malkovich - Eliot

“- Emily: These are White House passes.
- Cale: Your dad here has a job interview with the Secret Service.”
Joey King - Emily
Channing Tatum - Cale

“After one month with you, Mr. Whiteside, I am going to work in a munitions factory. From now on, anything I can do to help exterminate the human race will fill me with the greatest of pleasure.”

Mary Wickes - Miss Preen