You and I are gonna be the greatest musical manager team since Jessica Simpson and her father. Only you and I get to "mreow" and they can't, 'cause it's illegal. I looked it up.
Anna Faris - Samantha James

“It would not be difficult, Mein Führer.”
Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove

“- Roy O'Bannon: I've heard all about the Emperor. Must be one hell of a man.
- Chon Wang: He's only twelve.
- Roy O'Bannon: Are you kidding me? You're sitting here, waiting to die for someone whose balls haven't even dropped?”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang

“We were living in a democracy the last time I checked.”

Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt

“Our BelovedLeader is wise. He is gentle, kind and strong. We wish him joy. We wish him peace. We wish him love. And the other thing in our time we wish more than this, is for the United States to explode in a ball of fiery hell. Die America, die.”

Yuna Song - Korean Girl