“- Simon: My God! The sun.
- Elaine: What is it, Simon?
- Simon: A large, fiery ball at the center of our solar system, but that's not important now. We're heading right for it.”
Chad Everett - Simon
Julie Hagerty - Elaine

“It's a strange feeling. Everywhere I go, I'm the first. Step outside the rover? First guy ever to be there!”

Matt Damon - Mark Watnay

“What planet are you from, sugar tits? Saturn with the rings around your head?”

Penn Fraser Jillette - Bone

“- Howard T. Duck: What is this place?
- Beverly Switzler: Cleveland?
- Howard T. Duck: Cleveland? That's a perfect name for this weird planet!
- Beverly Switzler: You don't know the name of the planet? The planet's called Earth, I think. And I'm obviously in some weird nightmare.
- Howard T. Duck: Your nightmare... or mine?”
Chip Zien - Howard T. Duck
Lea Thompson - Beverly Switzler

“I finally meet the right guy, and he's from another planet.”
Daphne Ashbrook - Dr. Grace Holloway