“Women act like men, then they complain men don't want them.”
James Marsters - John

“I'm going where ladies and gentlemen hang their hats and get some peace and quiet... and if any of you try to interfere with me - I'll complain to the authorities!”

Jean Harlow - Lola Burns

“This is nice! I don't understand why women complain about waxing.”

Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“Who gave you ladies permission to blubber?”
Ned Beatty - Gen. Ed Sheppard

“- District Officer: There've been a half a dozen complaints since you came to that cafe.
- Bijou: A half-dozen! Why not fifty? I'm surprised.”
Richard Carle - District Officer
Marlene Dietrich - Bijou