“- Eddie: I've never in my life met an executive who could tie their shoes, much less rewire an entire building.
- Sara: There's always exceptions.
- Eddie: No. Come on, what's the truth?
- Sara: The truth is if we keep taking rights, we're going to have to end up where we started.”
Taye Diggs - Eddie
Ali Larter - Sara

“When you marry a tour guide, confine his authority to mixing the drinks.”
Jeannetta Arnette - Silver Melville

“You know how to make a RedEye?”
Bryan Brown - Doug Coughlin

- Quentin: We got an escape artist and a cop. There's gotta be a reason for that. You're a doctor. That gives you a function, a reason, right?
- Holloway: No! It just makes me go "Why me and not one of the other ten million doctors out there?".

Maurice Dean Wint - Quentin
Nicky Guadagni - Holloway

“- Nubie: You always run the ball! Why can't I run the ball?
- Hanon: Because you're slow, and no one likes you.”
Matthew McCurley - Nubie
Troy Simmons - Hanon