“- The Great Gonzo: Every storm we ride is its own reward.
- Rizzo the Rat: And people die by falling overboard.”

Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo
Steve Whitmire - Rizzo the Rat

“The sea is a sickness and you two will come to grieve for it!”

Eileen Colgan - Tess

“- Jack Sparrow: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
- Will Turner: I'd die for her.
- Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Orlando Bloom - Will Turner

“I think I should warn you all, when a vampire bites it, it's never a pretty sight. No two bloodsuckers go the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode, but all will try to take you with them.”
Corey Feldman - Edgar Frog

“- Peter Vincent: How did you get in here?
- Charley Brewster: Well security is a little lax since everybody got their throat torn out.”
David Tennant - Peter Vincent
Anton Yelchin - Charley Brewster