“- Elise Elliot Atchison: You always talked about me behind my back!
- Brenda Morelli Cushman: You deserved it!”
Goldie Hawn - Elise Elliot Atchison
Bette Midler - Brenda Morelli Cushman

“My life is over, that's it. But while all ya'll are out here livin' yours, sitting around talking about the nigger who lost it back in high school, you make sure you tell them the truth. You tell them I loved that girl! I did! But I got played!”
Mekhi Phifer - Odin James

“- Troy: Baby, I smell some gossip. I smell big, fat, stinking, juicy gossip.
- Matt: Troy, my friend, you have no idea.”
Miguel A. Núñez Jr. - Troy
Paul Sampson - Matt

“Gossip and news are the same thing, they've always been the same thing. People tell stories, that's what makes us human.”
James Marsden - Derrick Webb

“Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.”
Michael Douglas - Steven Taylor