“- Courtney: First we are gonna stuff her pretty face with pancakes, then tie her to the flagpole in her bra and panties and watch the humiliation begin.
- Marcie: She is gonna die.”
Rose McGowan - Courtney
Julie Benz - Marcie

“If you don't tell me what I need to know, I'm gonna press down on this chair until it crushes your trachea. Trust me, it's agonizing. Plus, there's the posthumous humiliation of having been killed with a chair.”

Jason Statham - Parker

“Gus, this guy wrecked our boat. Look what he did to my car. He tried to kill us. He embarrassed me, Gus, I don't know about you, but he made me cry and I don't feel much like a man, Gus. I thought you would want to help me.”

Joe Pesci - Joe Waters

“- Harry Blackitt: Look at them, bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed.
- Mrs. Blackitt: What are we dear?
- Harry Blackitt: Protestant, and fiercely proud of it.”
Graham Arthur Chapman - Harry Blackitt
Eric Idle - Mrs. Blackitt

“- Phoebus: Sir, request permission to stop this cruelty.
- Frollo: In a moment, captain. A lesson needs to be learned here.”

Kevin Kline - Phoebus
Tony Jay - Frollo