“If you are a rich lady, and I have boned you...Please meet me at the Nacho Cart. If you are a rich lady, and would like to be boned...Please meet me at the Nacho Cart.”
Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps

“Let me tell you something about women, Wayne. They want you to come get them. They love it.”
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar

“Some feel that to court a woman in one's employ is nothing more than a serpentine effort to transform a lady into a whore.”
Hugh Jackman - Leopold

“Well, as far as I'm concerned, the Internet is just another way of being rejected by women.”
Steve Zahn - George Pappas

“I am a sex object. I always ask women for sex, and they object.”
Johnny Yune - Bruce