“And though I'll think of you, I guess, until the day I die, I think I miss you less and less as every day goes by!”

Johnny Depp - Sweeney Todd

“Come on. Come on back to me. Don't be such a selfish bastard. You're the only person I can stand.”

Lesley Ann Warren - Molly

“- Jenny Myer: Hello, Lane. How was your day?
- Lane Myer: Beth broke up with me.
- Jane Myer: Oh, that's nice.”
Kim Darby - Jenny Myer
John Cusack - Lane Myer

“You said that you wouldn't hurt me, and then you slept with me, and then you didn't call me for six days, and that, in the world of me, that's torture.”

Marisa Tomei - Lola

“I'm sorry to interrupt, but I notice this young lady's pathological attempt to project upon you her daddy issues of abandonment!”

Tilda Swinton - Dr. Shrink-Rom