“- Trish: What are you doing?
- Orin Boyd: I'm a cop, it's alright.
- Trish: Since when do cops make things okay?
- T.K. Johnson: Since when do cops make... Man, that shit hurts.”
Eva Mendes - Trish
Steven Seagal - Orin Boyd
Anthony Anderson - T.K. Johnson

“You think you've solved in fourteen days what they couldn't solve in two years?”

Leon Rippy - General W.O. West

“- Robert Crosbie: I'll do whatever you think is right.
- Howard Joyce: I don't think it's right, but I think it's expedient.”
Herbert Marshall - Robert Crosbie
James Stephenson - Howard Joyce

“- Huge Turk: I'm troubled with insomnia.
- The Great Man: Oh, insomnia! I know a good cure for it. Get plenty of sleep.”
Jack "Tiny" Lipson - Huge Turk
W.C. Fields - The Great Man

“I have replaced an evil brain with a good one. I have made amends for the great tragedies my father and my brother unintentionally brought to this community. I have restored the good name of Frankenstein.”
Cedrick Webster Hardwicke - Dr. Frankenstein