“- Dale Putley: Gentlemen, haven't we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
- Lee: No, all we need is money, mate.”
Robin Williams - Dale Putley
Jared Harris - Lee

“- John Gage: That's naive, Diana. I buy people every day.
- Diana Murphy: In business, maybe, but you can't buy people not when real emotions are involved.
- John Gage: So you're saying you can't buy love? That's a bit of a cliché don't you think?
- Diana Murphy: It's absolutely true.”

Robert Redford - John Gage
Demi Moore - Diana Murphy

“- Dorothy Wheeler: He loves me.
- Ruthie Walker: He loves your trust fund. Trust me.”

Jessica Capshaw - Dorothy Wheeler
Hedy Burress - Ruthie Walker

“Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.”

Jim Carrey - Joel Barish

“- Scott Favor: I only have sex with a guy for money.
- Mike Waters: Yeah, I know.
- Scott Favor: Two guys can't love each other.
- Mike Waters: I don't know. I mean, for me, I could love someone even if I wasn't paid for it... I love you, and... you don't pay me.”
Keanu Reeves - Scott Favor
River Phoenix - Mike Waters