“- Elaine: You know, if you let me come over to your place once in a while you could put on a clean shirt in the morning.
- Jack Cates: What makes you think I got any clean shirts in my place?”
Annette O'Toole - Elaine
Nick Nolte - Jack Cates

“- Christina: You know how i said i need to do laundry? Well I have no cleanunderwear, I only got the Skanky ones left!
- Courtney: Tell me about!”

Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe

“I’m here to regulate funkiness.”
James Gandolfini - Winston Baldry

“- John W. Martin: Hey, Frank... you keep cleaning those teeth, the Germans are going to see you from a mile away.
- Frank J. Perconte: That's right Pee Wee, you keep laughin'!”
Dexter Fletcher - John W. Martin
James Madio - Frank J. Perconte

“You don't have to floss all your teeth; just the ones you want to keep.”
Steven Soderbergh - Dr. Jeffrey Korchek