“When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.”
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

“I may already be dead, just not typed.”
Will Ferrell - Harold Crick

“Mommy! Don't let me drown! Mommy!”
Tim Mirkovich - Young Jason Voorhees

“- Pop Fisher: My ma urged me to get out of this game. When I was a kid, she pleaded with me. And I meant to, you know what I mean? But she died.
- Red Blow: Tough.
- Pop Fisher: Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!”
Wilford Brimley - Pop Fisher
Robert Redford - Roy Hobbs

“- Rev. Graham Hess: What are you thinking about?
- Bo Hess: Why do you talk to Mom when you're by yourself?
- Rev. Graham Hess: Makes me feel better.
- Bo Hess: Does she ever answer back?
- Rev. Graham Hess: No.
- Bo Hess: She never answers me either.”

Mel Gibson - Rev. Graham Hess
Abigail Breslin - Bo Hess