- Peter Malloy: One day I just clicked. I said: "Mom, dad, Sparky, I'm gay".
- Howard Brackett: So what happened?
- Peter Malloy: My mom cried, for exactly 10 seconds, my boss said: "Who cares?", and my dad said: "But you're so tall".
Tom Selleck - Peter Malloy
Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett

“- Stretch: Your actual purpose is not as you believe to marry Labia, but to reveal your true homosexuality.
- Hercules: Homosexual?”
Des Mangan - Hercules

“- Jan: Everyone comes to see you ladies anyway.
- Missy Pantone: 'Cause we're such fine athletes.
- Jan: Oh, live with it! You'll be fighting off major oglers while we're defending our sexuality.”

Nathan West - Jan
Eliza Dushku - Missy Pantone

“- Scott Howard: Styles, I got something to tell you. It's kind of hard, but...
- Stiles: Look, are you gonna tell me you're a fag because if you're gonna tell me you're a fag, I don't think I can handle it.
- Scott Howard: I'm not a fag. I'm... a werewolf.”
Michael J. Fox - Scott Howard
Jerry Levine - Stiles

“- Alex Finch: Philip.
- Philip Train: Yeah.
- Alex Finch: There's something I have to tell you.
- Philip Train: Now?
- Alex Finch: I'm in love with Miranda.
- Philip Train: I know.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Alex Finch
Ryan O'Neal - Philip Train