“- Lani Aliikai: Can I ask you something personal?
- Cody Maverick: Lani, we're in the shower together! Y'can say whatever you want.”

Zooey Deschanel - Lani Aliikai
Shia LaBeouf - Cody Maverick

“- Dan Marino: Hey Ace, got anymore of that gum?
- Ace Ventura: That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.
- Dan Marino: You're a weird guy, Ace. Weird guy.”
Dan Marino - Dan Marino
Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura

“I suppose he had a private sort of greatness, but he kept it to himself.”

Joseph Cotten - Jedediah Leland

You're a "genius" at everything but minding your own business, aren't you?

Gene Kelly - Danny McGuire

“- Valjean: You might be making a mistake.
- Javert: Mistake? What kind of mistake is that?
- Valjean: Sometimes, people move into town to start a new slate, you might be doing more harm than good by prying into their private lives.”
Liam Neeson - Valjean
Geoffrey Rush - Javert