“I told you darling, we don't need separate bedrooms. I don't mind you snoring.”

Pierce Brosnan - Daniel Rafferty

“That's my side of the bed, and that's yours, and I will never cross over. Ever. I don't care if we don't touch for a thousand nights. Only you can cross over to my side. Only you.”
Kevin Spacey - Bobby Darin

“I like Vicky, and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!”
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.

“- Alex: Dude, your bed is a car.
- Jeff: Yeah, but it’s a fucking sweet car!”
Allen Covert - Alex

“- Jeff: What's up Douche Bigalow?
- Alex: Hey Speed Racer. What'd you do, valet your bed?
- Jeff: No, but I'll self park it in your ass.”
Nick Swardson - Jeff