“- Learoyd: Who's Vivienne? You kept mentioning her name.
- Botanist: She's my fiancée.
- Learoyd: So that's why you wouldn't... I said I never trusted a man who had no woman. I was beginning to worry about you.”
Nick Nolte - Learoyd
Nigel Havers - Botanist

“I will always have this penchant for what I call kamikaze women. I call them kamikazes because, you know, they crash their plane, they're self-destructive. But they crash into you, and you die along with them.”
Woody Allen - Gabe Roth

“- Charlie Chaplin: It's not at all confusing. You see, when everyone thought we were having an affair, we were married. Now that everyone realizes we're married, we're getting divorced.
- Douglas Fairbanks: Man's a wizard with women. No question about it.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin
Kevin Kline - Douglas Fairbanks

“- Henry: Some guys really know how to get the women.
- Jim: Now, you don't know how?
- Henry: Hey, I can get one for ten minutes. That's my limit.”
Mickey Rourke - Henry
J.C. Quinn - Jim

“Women act like men, then they complain men don't want them.”
James Marsters - John