“- Hannah Wald: I'm sorry, can someone else please run the board? It's creepy, it's wrong, and it goes against the teachings of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
- Kansas Hill: Hannah, in order to get real answers from the Netherworld, you've gotta have a Christian virgin run the board. Your kind is pure of heart, the devil won't dick with you.”
Rachel Blanchard - Hannah Wald
Mena Suvari - Kansas Hill

“- Sultan: What about the virgins?
- The Right Ordinary Horatio Jackson: Please, forget the virgins. We're out of virgins!”
Peter Jeffrey - Sultan
Jonathan Pryce - The Right Ordinary Horatio Jackson

“- Winston Smith: Look, I hate purity. Hate goodness. I don't want virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone corrupt.
- Julia: Well, I ought to suit you, then. I'm corrupt to the core.”
Sir John Hurt - Winston Smith
Suzanna Hamilton - Julia

“- Marcel: Gentlemen, may I present Miss Betty DeBoop from the Islands?
- Colonel Schlissel: Caribbean or Virgin?
- Betty DeBoop: Well, let's just say I came back a Caribbean.”
James Coco - Marcel
Nicol Williamson - Colonel Schlissel
Eileen Brennan - Betty DeBoop

“Wisdom is the province of the aged, but the heart of a child is pure.”
Peter Sellers - Hrundi V. Bakshi