“Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn't color-blind.”

Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“- Meneer Chrome: The Larousse collection specializes in dark plants, often black. Primula Arricula. Canna Indica. Tulipfera Nigra. Anemone Atrocarrulea.
- Juliana: I would be unacceptable then in a Larousse collection.
- Meneer Chrome: Oh, I think you would be rare enough, exotic enough.
- Juliana: But my skin is white.”
Ewan McGregor - Meneer Chrome
Greta Scacchi - Juliana

“- Rick Leland: You certainly are a girl of many colors. First, your legs get blue. Then, your face turns green. And, now, your red all over.
- Alberta Marlow: I never knew what suffering was until I came on this pleasure trip.”
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Leland
Mary Astor - Alberta Marlow

“- Zack: Were all pink on the inside...
- Vince: Like vaginas.”
Dane Cook - Zack
Dax Shepard - Vince

“Maybe we could paint the house with vanishing cream. Then it would be invisible.”
Steve Viksten - Oskar Kokoshka