“- Helen: Remember, he said you have nice moves. That means he was looking at your body, which means he thinks you're doable. So basically, he asked you to sleep with him.
- Mary Katherine Gallagher: Oh my goodness, this relationship is moving too fast.”
Emmy Laybourne - Helen
Molly Shannon - Mary Katherine Gallagher

“- Joe Dirt: If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- Jill: Sure will. Do you wanna go back to my place?
- Joe Dirt: Sure do.”
David Spade - Joe Dirt
Jaime Pressly - Jill

“- Sheriff of Rottingham: What? You'll be mine? You'll give yourself to me every night? And sometimes, right after lunch?
- Marian: Yes, but only my body. You can never have my heart, my mind, or my soul!
- Sheriff of Rottingham: Oh, oh yes! I respect that.”
Roger Rees - Sheriff of Rottingham
Amy Yasbeck - Marian

“Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another woman until I'm back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs.”
Curtis Armstrong - Booger

“- Rose: My Marcia has a vagina alright, but My Marcia's vagina is made of solid 24 karat gold!
- Maggie: My Marcia's vagina is so perfect, it's in a museum!”
Toni Collette - Rose
Cameron Diaz - Maggie