“- Art Dealer: It appears to be of 12th century Tuscan design...
- Pistachio Disguisey: I knew it was old, you fool! Let me appraise you… you're an idiot. A complete and total idiot!”
Vincent Castellanos - Art Dealer
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“He had that quality that judges have, where they have tremendous compassion, but they're also ferocious at the same time.”
Bradley Cooper - Avery

“Your quality will be known among your enemies, before ever you meet them.”
Alexander Siddig - Imad

“- Ricky Bobby: You can't have two number ones.
- Cal Naughton Jr.: Yeah, 'cause that would be eleven.”
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby
John C. Reilly - Cal Naughton Jr.

“Everybody else want best quality. You’re thinking different. Waverly took best-quality crab. You took worst, because you have best-quality heart.”
Kieu Chinh - Suyuan