“- Kat: Do you wanna know the best part about my parents splitting up?
- Will Henry: Yes, please tell me.
- Kat: They split up.
- Will Henry: That's a beautiful story.
- Kat: Thank you, it's my life, so...”
Jessica Williams - Kat
Jemaine Clement - Will Henry

“My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.”
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.

“I am so... frickin'... pissed!”
Anne Dudek - Tiffany Wilson

“- Kevin Copeland: I'm gonna have a BF!
- Marcus Copeland: Oh, my God, she's gonna have a bitch fit!”
Kevin Copeland - Kevin Copeland
Marcus Copeland - Marcus Copeland

“If I'm a bitch, then yo mama's a bitch. Bitch!”
Janet Jackson - Justice