“I believe that the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach. It's a little further south.”
Bill Engvall - Himself

“If there's one thing to learn it's you just can't go wrong, if you follow your heart, and end with a song.”
Eric Idle - Narrator

“German girls find scars very attractive.”
Deborah Kerr - Johnny Cannon

“We are women. Different things go on in our heads. That's what makes us attractive.”
Jane Withers - Clavdia Kurin

“- Bruce: A complex series of seductions and murders? That's just not something you see a woman do.
- Alexandra: Really? What part do you think a woman is not up to? The seduction or the murder?”
Terry O'Quinn - Bruce
Debra Winger - Alexandra