“- Claudia Kishi: We have a tragedy here! I flunked science and I have to go to summer school.
- Jessi Ramsey: Aren't your parents going to kill you?
- Claudia Kishi: Maybe.”
Tricia Joe - Claudia Kishi
Zelda Harris - Jessi Ramsey

“In 1966, everyone graduated from St. Basil's, except me.”
Kevin Dillon - Rooney

“- Molly: You failed the seventh grade twice.
- Theo: Rule of threes.”
Beanie Feldstein - Molly
Eduardo Franco - Theo

“- Richard Samuels: Some day everyone in this town is going to know who I am.
- Mrs Samuels: Oh sure. You'll be the one who didn't graduate from high school.”
Zac Efron - Richard Samuels
Janie Dee - Mrs Samuels

“- P.E. Teacher: Now you are gonna complete these sprints, because if you don't, you fail. And if you fail gym, you'll never get into college.
- Josie Geller: You guys are still telling that lie?”
Jennifer Parsons - P.E. Teacher
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller