“- Junior: Daddy, I like this place. All the 'gators and snakes and stuff. Why don't we move down here?
- Buford T. Justice: Why don't you move down here?
- Junior: Oh no, Daddy, I ain't never leavin' home, that's a promise.
- Buford T. Justice: Don't you ever, ever threaten yo' daddy like that again!”
Mike Henry - Junior
Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice

- Scott Crossfield: You want a pilot to become a balistic missile. And then splash down - possibly get lost at sea.
- Pancho Barnes: See, some peckerwood's gotta get the thing up. And some peckerwood's gotta land the son of a bitch. And that "peckerwood" is called a "pilot".
Scott Wilson - Scott Crossfield
Kim Stanley - Pancho Barnes

“- Larn: Not so close, you'll burn it.
- Teegra: I've always lived close to a fire.”
Randy Norton - Larn
Cynthia Leake - Teegra

“- Subotai: We're thieves! Like yourself. Come to climb the tower.
- Valeria: You don't even have a rope! Two fools who laugh at death. Do you know what horrors lie beyond that wall?
- Conan: No.
- Valeria: Then you go first.”
Gerry Lopez - Subotai
Sandahl Bergman - Valeria
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“I know a boy whose name is Arnie, He's, er, about to turn eighteen and have a big party, I know a boy whose name is Arnie. Come on down, buddy. Come on.”

Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape