“Now place the ring on his hand. A ring is like a circle, it goes on forever. It's not like a triangle, triangle have corners. It's like a circle.”
Rob Schneider - Asian Minister

“You are confusing bets and marriages, madame. One must always honor a bet.”
Colin Firth - Valmont

In a marriage, you're promising to care about everything. The good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things... all of it, all of the time, every day. You're saying “Your life will not go unnoticed because I will notice it. Your life will not go un-witnessed because I will be your witness”.
Susan Sarandon - Beverly Clark

“- Lace Pennamin: I tried so hard not to love you.
- George Malley: How'd you make out?
- Lace Pennamin: Terrible.
- George Malley: Hey, would you, uh, love me the rest of my life?
- Lace Pennamin: No. I'm gonna love you for the rest of mine.”
Kyra Sedgwick - Lace Pennamin
John Travolta - George Malley

“I'm never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on the floor. With me, you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste.”
Jonathan Tucker - Matthew