- Tyler: Hey, how much you pay for that faggot? You guys took a wrong turn. This is a "No Homo" zone.
- Erik: I ain't a homo. And neither is he. He got it from a blood transfusion.
- Tyler: Well then what's that awful smell?
- Erik: Well see, we was walking across the grass when we accidentally stepped in your mother.
Aeryk Egan - Tyler
Brad Renfro - Erik

“You don't understand how hard it is. I'm tormented everyday at school. It's like I'm being suffocated, and sure we can sit and fantasize all we want about how things are going to be different one day, but this is today and it sucks. So please just help me. I can't take another day of this, I don't know what I'll do.”

Dan Byrd - Brandon

“Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter.”
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron

“The bizarre thing is that I did it for my old man. I tortured this poor kid because I wanted him to think that I was cool. He's always going off about how when he was in school and all the wild things he used to do. And I got the feeling that he was disappointed that I never cut loose on anyone, right?”
Emilio Estevez - Andrew Clark

“- Mike O'Donnell: Why are you dating him? He's bullying your brother.
- Maggie: Who are you, my father?”
Zac Efron - Mike O'Donnell
Michelle Trachtenberg - Maggie