“Hurry up! You're not making money standing there gawking at yourself.”

Kaori Momoi - Mother

“- Steven M. Kovacs: Do... do you mean that Heather is a prostitute?
- The Cable Guy: Of course she is. You think a woman like that would hang out with us if we weren't paying her?”
Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy

“- Marilyn Schwary: Two thousand francs?
- Hercules Popodopoulos: I'm sorry, is the amount not adequate?
- Marilyn Schwary: What, are you planning on bringing friends? Listen mister, maybe this is what hookers look like in Greece, but I'm no hooker, I'm a housewife. We do it for free!”

Cybill Lynne Shepherd - Marilyn Schwary
Joss Ackland - Hercules Popodopoulos

“- Senator: Why did he pay your rent, your trips, buy your clothes?
- Jackie Pruit: Because I'm the best lay... dy in town!”

Jerome Thor - Senator
Jill Ireland - Jackie Pruit

“- J.B. Armstrong: Sorry, I didn't know you were a woman.
- Tugboat Annie: I've been a woman for a long time. But, I'm still the best tugboat man on the coast - and that's putting it mild.”

Clarence Kolb - J.B. Armstrong
Marjorie Rambeau - Tugboat Annie