“Prostitutes are people too, and they have a lot of disposable income!”
Leighton Meester - Blair Waldorf

“Charlie Harper-You guys are no fun, I'm gonna call a hooker.
Lyndsey Mackelroy-Charlie, there's two boys in the house!
Charlie Harper-Let them get their own hookers.
”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper
Courtney Thorne-Smith - Lyndsey Mackelroy

“- Neil Bleene: I've been in the theatre. I'm actually a theatre director. Sometimes certain line-readings apply. Like in comedy, it is a rule. Inflections go up at the end.
- Suzanne Vale: That's a comedy rule?
- Neil Bleene: Well, not so much rule as guideline.”
Oliver Platt - Neil Bleene
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale

“Comedy is the three and a half minute chunks of filler on TV between the commercials you sell.”
Emma Thompson - Katherine Newbury

“- Manny: You are going to need a co-pilot.
- Sam Sparks: You are a pilot, too?
- Manny: Yes. I am also a particle physicist.
- Sam Sparks: Really?
- Manny: No, that was a joke. I am also a comedian.”
Benjamin Bratt - Manny
Anna Faris - Sam Sparks