“I can see your gun, unless you're so extreme that you have a second dick coming out of your hip!”
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“- Pat Candy: Jane Bodine.
- Jane: Pat.
- Pat Candy: So, what you're doing here? I thought you retired, or gave up or something.
- Jane: What happened to your hair?
- Pat Candy: So you still got a great sense of humor.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Pat Candy
Sandra Bullock - Jane

“Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.”
Cole Sprouse - Jughead Jones

“Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“Enjoying that are you my darlin'? Bit cold and pointless isn't it my lovely? What's happened to yours, my little sister?”

Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)