“Jamie doesn't date nice guys. She puts them in the friendzone and tortures the shit out of them.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“Now listen to me, you two. I want you to understand just one thing. If you ever expect to get anything out of me, you're going to be human enough and decent enough to take Shirley into this house to live. I'll pay for her board and her clothes.”

Charles Sellon - Uncle Ned Smith

“First love is such sweet despair, Colin.”
Dame Judi Dench - Dame Sybil Thorndike

“- Celine Naville: So you also reject the idea that love is merely an emotional adaptation to a physical necessity?
- Robert Lewis: Completely.”
Cameron Diaz - Celine Naville
Ewan McGregor - Robert Lewis

“- Aquamarine: Do you love me?
- Raymond: No but I think you're hot.”
Sara Paxton - Aquamarine
Jack McDorman - Raymond