“- Peter Kirk: Are there many lady doctors?
- Helen Hunt: A few.
- Peter Kirk: As beautiful as you?
- Helen Hunt: No doubt.
- Peter Kirk: The time I've wasted being well.”
Henry Fonda - Peter Kirk
Barbara Stanwyck - Helen Hunt

“Do you think some of your patients might pay to come see you because... you're very pretty?”

Keanu Reeves - Griffin

“- Snoop, The Sniffer Dog: I'm a sniffer, ya see. A fully qualified, triple-certificated sniffer.
- Babe: Oh.
- Snoop, The Sniffer Dog: It's all in the hooter, the schnoz, the olfactory instrument. You could be a sniffer with a schnoz like that.”
Bill Capizzi - Snoop, The Sniffer Dog
Elizabeth Daily - Babe

“People don't like to have fire poked, poked in their noses.”
Christopher Guest - Corky St. Clair

“Junior, when are you ever going to learn the difference between a rock and a nose?”