“I'm a genuine countess with a lot of dough, and if that's your wife she's a tub of guts.”
Zoe Caldwell - The Countess

“- Andrew Paxton: I'm not rich. My parents are rich.
- Margaret Tate: Which is the kind of thing that only a rich person would say.”
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton
Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate

“No exiled fairy's trousseau is complete without a signed portrait of the great widow herself. You must dance naked before it at the Jubilee next month.”

Colin Firth - Reggie Turner

“- Johnny Dio: How do you like your steak?
- Paul Cicero: Medium rare.
- Johnny Dio: Huh. An aristocrat.”
Frank Pellegrino - Johnny Dio
Paul Sorvino - Paul Cicero

“I don't think race or country matters a damn. What matters, Colonel, is justice. Which is why I'm here. I'll be treated as I deserve, not as my father deserved. I'm Kilrain and I damn all gentlemen. There is only one aristocracy, and that is right here [points to his head]. And that's why we've got to win this war.”

Kevin Conway - Sgt. "Buster" Kilrain