“Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out, buddy.”
Corey Haim - Sam

“One day they'll have secrets... one day they'll have dreams.”

James Cromwell - Dr. Alfred Lanning

“- Rachel Jansen: Why Dracula?
- Peter Bretter: Because he's a man like anyone else. He just wants to be loved. And every time he gets close to a human woman, he ends up smothering and killing her, which is a feeling I am familiar with.”

Mila Kunis - Rachel Jansen
Jason Segel - Peter Bretter

“Vampires aren't real.”
William Ragsdale - Charley Brewster

“You're like an energy vampire. You suck the life out of people and take the fun out of being a lawyer.”

Steve Martin - Roger Cobb