We started this magazine, "American Bitch". It's a focus on the issues of the lesbian pure bred dog owner.
Jane Lynch - Christy Cummings

“The nose of the police dog, although long and efficient, points in only one direction at a time.”
Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes

“- Copper: I think I did a good job tracking down those varmints for you.
- Chief: Tracking and smelling ain't enough. You gotta think nasty.”
Kurt Russell - Copper
Pat Buttram - Chief

“- Hedley Lamarr: Think of your secretary...
[the pen goes straight in]
- Governor William J. Le Petomane: Thank you. That's a good one.”

Mel Brooks - Hedley Lamarr
Mel Brooks - Governor William J. Le Petomane

“I spend so much time thinking about all the answers to the problem... That I forget what the problem actually was.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn