“I am not now, nor have I ever been a Las Vegas showgirl. I am a headliner.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Sister Mary Clarence

“- Jake Wyler: So listen, you ever wondered what it'd be like to be the most popular girl in school?
- Janey Briggs: You mean anorexic, superficial, a bitch, a whore who lacks any real long-term goals?”
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler
Chyler Leigh - Janey Briggs

“- Claire Standish: Do you know how popular I am? I am so popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school.
- John Bender: Poor baby.”
Molly Ringwald - Claire Standish
Judd Nelson - John Bender

“- Jamie Sullivan: OK, so you don't care about classes or graduating, but you like school because you're popular and you'll never be on top again.
- Landon Carter: That's thoroughly predictable.
- Jamie Sullivan: Your act only works on an audience.”
Mandy Moore - Jamie Sullivan
Shane West - Landon Carter

- Mel Horowitz: You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a "C+" to an "A-"?
- Cher: Totally based on my powers of persuasion, you proud?
- Mel Horowitz: Honey, I couldn't be happier than if they were based on real grades.
Dan Hedaya - Mel Horowitz
Alicia Silverstone - Cher