“Coca-Cola is by far the world's number one soft drink and they spend more money than anybody on advertising. I guess that's how come they stay number one.”
Reese Witherspoon - Tracy Flick

“- Principal Holmstead: How am I ever going to get through to you?
- Kelly Ernswiler: Well, advertising executives use status and sex to appeal to my demographic.”
Hattie Winston - Principal Holmstead
Shia LaBeouf - Kelly Ernswiler

“Note to self: making love to blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.”
Norm MacDonald - Mitch Weaver

- Katy: Hey, Droz, how 'bout this: tonight, at the Pit, "everyone gets laid".
- James 'Droz' Andrews: It's tasteless, disgusting, and offensive. I love it.

Megan Ward - Katy
Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews

“Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.”
Tony Randall