“My dad always drives my mum, so that means I gotta ride you!”
Glenndon Chatman - Young Quincy

“Killed him with a hairdryer... Way to use the resources you had handy!”
David Cross - Andy

“- Moe Tilden: My jurisdiction ends, in a sense, at the George Washington Bridge. But half the men I watch live beyond that bridge, where no one's watching.
- Sheriff Freddy Heflin: I'm watching.”
Robert De Niro - Moe Tilden
Sylvester Stallone - Freddy Heflin

You know a lot of people feel a little nervous about this whole submissive/dominant thing at first, but, you know, really the submissive person is always in control. All you have to do is give your partner a little control word, like "yellow".
Jane Morris - All Tied-Up Shop Clerk

I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing