“Every time you talk, you say something unpleasant, so just be quiet.”
Melanie Lynskey - Rachel Wheaton

“- Ari Gold: Hey, Liam!
- Liam Neeson: Go fuck yourself, Ari.
- Ari Gold: Forgive and forget, buddy, no?”
Jeremy Piven - Ari Gold
Liam Neeson - Liam Neeson

“- Tim Culley: You stay in the car.
- Dr. Irving Finegarten: Who stay in the car?
- Tim Culley: Him. Stay in the car.
- Ben Coogan: I don't wanna stay in the car.
- Tim Culley: Look, we've got to be sly and stealthy, and you're too pissed.
- Ben Coogan: Bullshit, I can be just as sly and slealthy as you can.”
William M. Holden - Tim Culley
Robert Preston - Dr. Irving Finegarten

“- Tony Manero: [bringing a can of paint to a customer] Okay, how much painting you planning on doing?
- Paint Store Customer: After these two rooms, I wouldn't paint my wife's ass purple.
- Tony Manero: What color is it now?
- Paint Store Customer: [offended] You wanna know what color my wife's ass is?”
John Travolta - Tony Manero
Robert Costanzo - Paint Store Customer

“I don't know what they taught you in France, but 'rude' and 'interesting' are not the same things.”
Meg Ryan - Kate