“- Lorraine: Hi Mike, I'm Lorraine.
- Mike: Like the quiche.
- Lorraine: Like the quiche? That's a really original joke.”
Heather Graham - Lorraine
Jon Favreau - Mike

“- Weird Al: Hi. My name is Allen, and I'll be your waiter this afternoon.
- Enid: Hi, Al.
- Rebecca: Can we call you 'Weird Al'?
- Weird Al: I'd imagine so.”
Ezra Buzzington - Weird Al
Thora Birch - Enid
Scarlett Johansson - Rebecca

“- John Smith: You have the most unusual names here. Chechomony, Kuyukanhoic, Pocahontas.
- Pocahontas: You have a most unusual name too. John Smith.”
Mel Gibson - John Smith
Irene Bedard - Pocahontas

“Walter, you're wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way.”
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“If you lose a son, it's possible to get another. There's only one Maltese Falcon.”

Sydney Greenstreet - Kasper Gutman