“- Luke Fuchs: $10,000. Is that all it takes to be elected senator these days.
- Rudy: Well, that's more like a down payment. After I'm elected its 50-50 on all the graft I take.”
Jack Warden - Luke Fuchs
Kurt Russell - Rudy Russo

“It's not illegal to bribe congressmen. They starve otherwise.”
John Hawkes - Robert Latham

“When you're in government, there's a million ways to exploit your power. Have I ever given into that temptation? No. Never. I'm not that kind of politician.”

Aziz Ansari - Tom Haverford

“I prefer Russia. It's as corrupt as America, but there's less bullshit.”
Sir Sean Connery - Barley

“City Hall is the decaying symbol of mismanagement and corruption.”
Dan O'Herlihy - Old Man