Bribe quotes

16 bribe quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines
  • “The specs aren't on the gray market, the black market or any other market.”
    Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell
    [Tag:bribe, illegality]
  • “- Ralphie: [giving his teacher a fruit basket instead of just an apple] I thought you might like something different.
    - Ralphie as an Adult: [narrating] Yes, clearly, a little bribe never hurts.”

    Peter Billingsley - Ralphie
    Jean Shepherd - Ralphie as an Adult
    [Tag:bribe, fruits, teachers]
  • “- Records Clerk: I'm going to call the sheriff.
    - David Waters: I'll give you $100.
    - Records Clerk: Okay.
    - David Waters: [stunned silence] O-okay... You know, you're lucky this investigation is so well funded.”

    Lisa Mack - Records Clerk
    Elijah Wood - Waters
    [Tag:bribe, irony, police]
  • “You're offering me a bribe. What you have just done is illegal and in this state, if convicted, you could be fined up to $5,000 or spend six months in a correction facility!”

    Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy
    [Tag:bribe, crime, television]
  • “- Doralee Rhodes: But it really was a mistake, Mr. Hart, Violet put the poison in strictly by accident!
    - Franklin Hart, Jr.: Oh really? Well, she might be able to get a jury to believe that; then again, she might not. But I think the real question here is whether or not you want to take that chance.
    - Doralee Rhodes: Just what are you driving...” (continue)
    (continue reading)

    Dolly Parton - Doralee Rhodes
    Dabney Coleman - Franklin Hart, Jr.
    [Tag:bribe, mistake, poison]
  • “It's not illegal to bribe congressmen. They starve otherwise.”
    John Hawkes - Robert Latham
    [Tag:bribe, corruption, politicians]
  • “So when the bride comes in and she makes her giant, grand entrance, I like to glance back at the poor bastard getting married. 'Cause even though I think he's an idiot for willingly entering into the last legal form of slavery... I don't know, he always looks really, really happy. And, for some reason, I... [notices Jane giving him a weird look]...” (continue)(continue reading)

    James Marsden - Kevin
    [Tag:bribe, happiness, marriage]
  • “- Jeff Portnoy - Hot LZ: Alpa, if you untie me, I will literally suck your dick, right now.
    - Alpa Chino: Man, I told you for the last time, I love tha pussy!
    - Jeff Portnoy - Hot LZ: I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.”

    Jack Black - Jeff Portnoy - Hot LZ
    Brandon T. Jackson - Alpa Chino - Hot LZ
    [Tag:bribe, homosexuality, sex]
  • “- Jane Blue: Jeff's a lousy shot. He had to bribe the examiner at the FBI.
    - Jeff Blue: That's a lie! I bribed the guy at the CIA. I blackmailed the guy at the FBI.”

    Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue
    Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue
    [Tag:behavior, blackmail, bribe]
  • “- Jack Frye: You want me to bribe senators?
    - Howard Hughes: I don't want them bribed, Jack. I want it done legally. I want them bought.”

    Danny Huston - Jack Frye
    Leonardo DiCaprio - Howard Hughes
    [Tag:bribe, legality, politicians]
  • “- Marine: Just about cleaned you out. Sure makes you feel good, don't it, Gunny? Helping Uncle Sam battle dirty drawers.
    - Highway: You pump the neighbor's dog again, Jakes, or are you always slack eyed and silly in the afternoon.
    - Marine: Looks like you could use a little lift, Highway. Why don't you suck on one of these. Smooth as a prom...” (continue)
    (continue reading)

    Alex M. Bello - Marine
    Clint Eastwood - Highway
    [Tag:bribe, friendship, soldiers]
  • - "Sleepy" Bill Burns: Eddie's gettin' too old for this. I know what it's like. You walk out there with your arm hangin.
    - Billy Maharg: You couldn't pitch when you was young, Burnsie.
    - "Sleepy" Bill Burns: Eddie's the key. If we don't get him, we can forget about it.

    Chris Lloyd - "Sleepy" Bill Burns
    Richard Edson - Billy Maharg
    [Tag:baseball, bribe, old age]
  • “- Jonathan Mardukas: I got money, y'know.
    - Jack Walsh: I'm sure you do.
    - Jonathan Mardukas: I'll give you whatever you want.
    - Jack Walsh: Start by shutting up. I know you all of two minutes and already I don't like ya.
    - Jonathan Mardukas: Gee, that's too bad. I really like you.”

    Charles Grodin - Jonathan Mardukas
    Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh
    [Tag:bribe, money]
  • “Rick, I want Debbie. You dump her and I'll give you cash. Ten thousand dollars, plus a G.E. toaster over, a Litton microwave, a Cuisinart, Michelin tires, brand new, a set of Sears' best metric tools...”
    Robert Prescott - Cole Whittier
    [Tag:break-up, bribe, love]
  • “- Emmett Fitz-Hume: Oh. Uh, will you hold my wallet for me while I take the test, please? There's a thousand dollars in there... or maybe there isn't. Know what I mean?
    - Test Monitor: Are you saying I can take this money if I help you pass the test?
    - Emmett Fitz-Hume: What do you think?”

    Chevy Chase - Emmett Fitz-Hume
    Frank Oz - Test Monitor
    [Tag:bribe, money, test]
  • “- Leslie Hunter: How's Howie?
    - Wendy Beamish: Oh well, I wouldn't say my father's trying to bribe me, but he did offer me a Chrysler Lebaron convertible if I get engaged to Howie.
    - Jules: Have you fucked him yet?
    - Wendy Beamish: Jules!... God.
    - Jules: Listen... get the car, fuck him, and if you don't like him, break the engagement... and...” (continue)
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    Ally Sheedy - Leslie Hunter
    Mare Winningham - Wendy Beamish
    Demi Moore - Jules
    [Tag:bribe, engagement, sex]