“Contrary to popular New York myth, the 'Times' is not omniscient.”
Jeremy Piven - Dean Kansky

“- Roxie Hart: They love me.
- Billy Flynn: They'd love you a lot more if you were hanged. You know why? Because it would sell more papers!”
Renee Zellweger - Roxie Hart
Richard Tiffany Gere - Billy Flynn

“You were mentioned in the paper today, in the back with the obituaries. 'Velma Kelly's trial has been post-poned indefinitely'. Seven words.”
Renee Zellweger - Roxie Hart

“You don't know any stories? Okay, I'll tell you a story. This is a newspaper. It's 90 per cent bullshit, but it's entertaining. That's why I read it? Because it entertains me. You won't let me read it, so you entertain me with your bullshit. Tell me a story, right now.”
Denzel Washington - Alonzo

“- Sherlock Holmes: Have the newspapers got wind of it yet?
- Constable Clark: Well, that's what we're trying to avoid, sir.
- Sherlock Holmes: Certainly. What's the major concern?
- Constable Clark: Panic. Sheer bloody panic, sir.”

Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes
William Houston - Constable Clark