“- Greta: He knocked over another ATM. This time at knife point. He needs your legal advice.
- Fletcher Reede: [picking up phone and shouting] Stop breaking the law, asshole!”
Anne Haney - Greta
Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede

“Don't fight any cops, Muggs. I think they got the law on their side.”

Huntz Hall - Limpy

“Del Rio was a town in trouble, a town with a gun at its back; plagued by crime that just wouldn't stop, and cursed with a Sheriff that wore black. So you would think they would be suspicious, but certain folks rarely are. They're willing to trust their law to just about any man who wears a star.”
Merle Haggard - Balladeer

“It is only very very stupid people who think the law is stupid. And avoid like the plague, loud attention seeking wannabe gangsters who are in it for the glory, to be a face, to be a name. They don't mean to fuck up. They just do.”
Daniel Craig - XXXX

“If you hurt my girl, you will answer directly to me, and whatever crimes I commit against you, remember, I have diplomatic immunity in 46 countries, including Puerto Rico.”

Héctor Elizondo - Joe