“- Sid: I'm begging you. I need him.
- Manny: What, a good-looking guy like you?
- Sid: Aw, you say that, but you don't mean it.
- Manny: No, seriously, look at you. Aw, those ladies, they don't stand a chance.
- Sid: You have a very cruel sense of humor.”

John Leguizamo - Sid
Ray Romano - Manny

“- Viola Fields: That slut is practically throwing herself on him!
- Ruby: I don't blame her, that boy's one fine piece of ass!”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Viola Fields
Wanda Sykes - Ruby

“- Sister Jeanne: They always spoke of your beauty, and now I see it with my own eyes and it is true.
- Urbain Grandier: Look at this thing that I am and learn the meaning of love.”
Vanessa Redgrave - Sister Jeanne
Oliver Reed - Urbain Grandier

“We are women. Different things go on in our heads. That's what makes us attractive.”
Jane Withers - Clavdia Kurin

“- Bruce: A complex series of seductions and murders? That's just not something you see a woman do.
- Alexandra: Really? What part do you think a woman is not up to? The seduction or the murder?”
Terry O'Quinn - Bruce
Debra Winger - Alexandra