“- Mercy: Come on. What's wrong?
- Swan: Let's just get to the next station O.K.?
- Mercy: Oh... please, come on... come on?
- Swan: You know your just part of everything that's happening tonight and it's all bad!
- Swan: Just go back to where ever it was you came from.”
Deborah Van Valkenburgh - Mercy
Michael Beck - Swan

“- Ryan Bingham: You know that moment when you look into somebody's eyes and you can feel them staring into your soul and the whole world goes quiet... just for a second?
- Natalie Keener: Yes!
- Ryan Bingham: Right, well, I don't.”
George Clooney - Ryan Bingham
Anna Kendrick - Natalie Keener

“- Merteuil: Valmont, you disappoint me. That's what's keeping you here. Tell me, are you really falling in love?
- Valmont: Does that make you jealous?
- Merteuil: Not really.”
Annette Bening - Merteuil
Colin Firth - Valmont

“Are you guys hiring? Because no one cares about love anymore so why not just have sex and get paid for it?”

Jenny McCarthy - Rebecca Sommers

“- Michelle: Mike and I had such a connection. The first time that we had sex, it was so beautiful I cried.
- Jeannie: You cried?
- Michelle: Yeah.
- Andie: You mean one glistening tear on your cheek, right?
- Michelle: No, I was really emotional. I even told him that I loved him.
- Andie: After how many days?
- Michelle: Five... two.”
Kathryn Hahn - Michelle Rueben
Annie Parisse - Jeannie
Kate Hudson - Andie