“I think I'm falling in love with you, and I don't quite like it.”

Cary Grant - Johnnie Aysgarth

“- Christina: I meet a guy for two minutes and I'm chasing after him like he's something special.
- Courtney: Well, maybe you want someone special for once, maybe you were thinking that you were tired of the game.”
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe

“- Jack Clayton: Oh I'm crazy about you.
- Tira: I did my best to make you that way.”
Cary Grant - Jack Clayton
Mae West - Tira

“- Jonathan Trager: I just meant I had a really nice time. You know, maybe you should give me your phone number. Just in case.
- Sara Thomas: In case of what?
- Jonathan Trager: In case of life.”
John Cusack - Jonathan Trager
Kate Beckinsale - Sara Thomas

You had me at "dicks fuck assholes”.
Kristen Miller - Lisa