“- Johnson: What sort of a day will it be?
- Harry Morgan: I don't know. Just about like yesterday. Only better.”
Walter Sande - Johnson
Humphrey Bogart - Harry Morgan

- Orville "Turkey" Jackson: We're going to get married on... when is the big day, Dream Thing?
- Princess Shalmar: When the moon, in its last quarter, silvers the blossoms of the almond tree. That's Tuesday night, about nine.
Bob Hope - Orville "Turkey" Jackson
Dorothy Lamour - Princess Shalmar

“- Claudia: So what's going on, Kelly? Anything?
- Kelly: Same shit, different day.”
Lauren Holly - Claudia
Connie Britton - Kelly

“- Bob Crane: A day without sex...
- John Carpenter: ...is a day wasted!”
Greg Kinnear - Bob Crane
Willem Dafoe - John Carpenter

“- Mrs. Wurtzel: Come on, this is the most important day of your life!
- Elizabeth: I thought that's when you get married.
- Mrs. Wurtzel: Huh, no honey, that's the worst day of your life.”
Jessica Lange - Mrs. Wurtzel
Christina Ricci - Elizabeth