“Ther’s just certain things a man wants from his wife, like to be here when he gets home, to cook a meal once in a while, clean up, and make good love too.”
John Travolta - Bud

“He's not violent. Just a bit nasty.”
Janine Duvitski - Angela

“- Amanda Lemmon: Get a husband.
- Diane Barrows: It's not like buying a car, you know.
- Amanda Lemmon: I know. It's got to be that can't-eat, can't-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, over-the-fence, World Series kind of stuff, right?”
Mary-Kate Olsen - Amanda Lemmon
Kirstie Alley - Diane Barrows

“I don't care how rich he is, as long as he has a yacht, his own private railroad car, and his own toothpaste.”
Marilyn Monroe - Sugar Kane Kowalczyk

“Hiding from my wife, hiding from my manly obligation, our love nest had become a stud farm.”
Kevin Bacon - Jake Briggs